Zenyatta (yada yada) Crostata

SO, what if that actually was the title of the Police Album? Would the tracks be something like, ‘Don’t Stand to Close to Pie’ or ‘Driven to Pears’?

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth!
I’m late for yet another challenge, although technically, I finished weeks ago. Explanation coming, but first, this month we were asked to make a crostata, which is essentially a sorta pie or tart with a fancier name. Yes, a crostata is known for being sorta rustic, sorta free-form and is made with a pasta frolla, which is a tender and crumbly shortcut pastry, usually containing eggs and/or yolks and traditionally filled with jams, pastry creams, sweet ricotta and/or seasonal fruits. But, in this challenge, we could fill it with whatever we wanted, so to me, this was a tart; this was a Thanksgiving pie; this was whatever we wanted to call it, as long as we used a pasta frolla.

Pasta Frolla for Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolateI took the easy way out..pasta frolla via food processor. Never let the dough pulse until it forms a uniform ball. Stop and take it out when it’s still crumbly (upper right photo), but moistened, then gently bring it together with your hands, wrap in plastic wrap and chill.  You still want to see pieces of butter in the dough.

The 2010 November Daring Bakers’ challenge was hosted by Simona of briciole. She chose to challenge Daring Bakers’ to make pasta frolla for a crostata. She used her own experience as a source, as well as information from Pellegrino Artusi’s Science in the Kitchen and the Art of Eating Well.

So it all started with roasted caramel quince, apple, pear, raspberry and frangipane. I finished this month’s Daring Bakers challenge at the beginning of the month, the first week in fact. I was absolutely exhilarated as I took the last photo of it because now I could fully focus on my usual 5000 course Thanksgiving dinner! But then, as I skimmed through the photos of slices, I noticed the almond frangipane had blended into the bottom crust, one strip of white on white.

Hmmm..what did I do wrong?

It hit me when I saw the prep photos. I had spread the frangipane on the raw dough. How could I forget to partially blind bake the crust prior to adding the frangipane?

Vanilla Bean Poached Pears for Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate

Although I don’t typically do ‘do-overs’ on this blog. I had to do it over because it looked really gross. Plus, who wants a soggy bottom crust? Fortunately, there were a few who ate the whole pie, err, crostata, not minding the strip of goo that greeted them with each bite. I guess I’ll have to head out to buy some more quinces, pears, apples and raspberries, I thought.  BUT, I have so much time left, I’ll go tomorrow. 

Tomorrow came and went, and so did the next day, and the next week.  When I finally got to the store; BOOM, quinces are now officially out of season. So were raspberries. I immediately shifted gears and decided on apples and figs on top of frangipane. I rushed to the section where they have figs and was greeted with yet another produce guy telling me that figs were also out of season. HUH? Do they all step out at once? Aren’t these Fall fruits? Isn’t it still Fall?

This is where ‘pie block” reared it’s ugly head. Do any of you remember my cheesecake block? These blocks always arise when it’s a common, classic dish or dessert, ones most of us have made many times over and can do in our sleep. I’ve done many a crostata, pie, tart, galette , etc. I’ve played with fillings, and I have recipes up the wazoo..hundreds of them. The unexpected ‘out of season’ announcements had rendered me fruitless and creatively stumped.

At one point, I almost dumped a jar of my homemade pear and fig jam, made the previous summer, into the pasta frolla crust and called it a day, albeit not a very nice day.

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate

After another few weeks of mulling over ideas that never came to fruition, it was now D-day aka a few days before it was time to post this challenge. I sat on my bed one night pondering away, completely blocked, when a  bit of light caught the edge of a book in my bookcase in the hallway. I knew what book it was before I even took a look. You see, I never win anything, but this past year I’ve won two blog giveaways, so now I have won things (although I still can’t help saying “I never win anything”.  It’s programmed into me.)

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate

I digress.

A few weeks ago I won the cookbook Bake! by Nick Malgieri from a giveaway by Meaghan at The Decorated Cookie. Apparently, this book and I were meant to join forces because as soon as I opened it, it landed on the page where this beautiful vanilla bean poached pear tart with a rich walnut filling, lives. This was going to be my crostata; Nick’s recipe, using the pasta frolla  provided to us by the lovely host of the challenge. However, I did make one small change; I added some rich, dark cocoa powder to the filling, making it a poached pear chocolate walnut crostata.

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate
I cannot tell you how delicious this crostata, tart, pie..whatever you want to call it, is. The filling is hard to describe, sort of a cross between frangipane and pecan pie goo, and with each slice, you get half a poached pear, glazed with tangy apricot. I love the idea of each pear half pushed into the filling; no fancy, fanned out slices; so rustic and absolutely perfect for Thanksgiving, or any time pears are in season.

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate
Finally, this crostata recipe called for a 10-inch tart pan. I always thought I had a 10-inch tart pan, but when I went through my stack of tart pans, it turned out I only had a few 8, 9 and 11-inch tart pans. I could have sworn I’d bought two 10-inch pans along with the others. Since it was late at night when I put it together, I ended up using an 11-inch pan, I’m telling you this because the filling in this tart should have more depth than my photos show. The pear halves should nestle into the chocolate-walnut filling a little more than they did in my 11-inch pan.

PASTA FROLLA RECIPE FROM THE CHALLENGE:

  • scant 3/4 cup (180ml, 90g, 3oz) of powdered sugar
  • 1 and 3/4 cups (420ml, 235g, 8  1/4 oz) all-purpose flour
  • pinch of salt
  • 1 stick of cold unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
  • grated zest of 1/2 a lemon
  • 1 large egg and 1 large egg yolk, lightly beaten

1.  Whisk together the flour, sugar and salt in a large bowl.

2.  Rub or cut the butter into the flour until the mixture had the consistency of coarse crumbs.  You can do this in the bowl or on your work surface, using your fingertips or an implement of choice.

3.  Make a well in the center of the flour and butter mixture and pour in the beaten eggs.  Add the lemon zest to the mixture.  Use a fork to incorporate the liquid into the solid ingredients, and then use your fingertips.  Knead lightly just until the dough comes together into a ball and then shape the dough into a flat disk and wrap in plastic wrap.  Chill the dough in the refrigerator for at least two hours.

4.  Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.  Roll out the pasta frolla on a lightly floured surface to 1/8 inch thick and cover the base of the tart pan.  Cut a piece of parchment paper or foil large enough to cover the bottom of the crust and extend out a bit over the edges of the pan.  Cover the base with either pie weights or dry beans and place tart pan on a baking sheet.  Bake for 20 minutes.

5.  Remove the weights/beans and parchment paper/foil and continue baking the crostata shell until the border is lightly golden, about 5 minutes

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate

OH, I almost forgot. Keep checking back next week for TWO GIVEAWAYS!

Poached Pear Chocolate Walnut Tart aka Crostata

Poached Pear Chocolate Walnut Tart (Crostata)
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Yield: 8 to 10 servings, depending on size of slices
 
Recipe by Nick Malgieri from the cookbook, Bake!
Chocolate addition by me
ingredients:
Sweet Pastry Dough (or use the pasta frolla recipe from the challenge, above)
  • 2 cups all purpose flour (spoon into a dry-measure cup and level off)
  • ⅓ cup sugar
  • ½ teaspoon baking powder
  • ¼ tsp salt
  • 8 tbsp (1 stick) unsalted butter, cold, cut into 10 pieces
  • 2 large eggs
Poached Pears
  • Ice water
  • 2 tablespoon lemon juice
  • 5 ripe Bartlett pears, about 2 pounds
  • ½ cup sugar
  • 1 vanilla bean, split and scraped
  • 1 two to three-inch cinnamon stick
  • 1 tablespoon pear brandy, optional
Chocolate Walnut Filling
  • 1 cup walnut pieces (I toasted the walnuts first)
  • ½ cup light brown sugar, firmly packed
  • ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • pinch of salt
  • 6 tablespoons unsalted butted, softened
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 large yolk
  • 2 tablespoons all purpose flour (reduced from ¼ cup due to the addition of dark cocoa. If you don't use cocoa, use ¼ cup flour)
  • ¼ cup dark cocoa powder (unsweetened)
  • ½ teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ cup walnut pieces, finely chopped (I omitted these extra walnut pieces that are scattered on top of the filling prior to arranging the pears)
Apricot Glaze
  • ¾ cup apricot preserves
  • 2 tablespoons water
  • Confectioners’ sugar for finishing
directions:
Make the Sweet Pastry Dough
  1. To mix the dough in a food processor, combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in the work bowl fitted with the metal blade. Pulse several times to mix Add the butter and pulse repeatedly at 1 second intervals until the butter is finely mixed into the dry ingredients. Add the eggs and pulse again until the dough forms a scrappy, raggedy ball. You still want to see chunks of butter in it.
  2. Invert the dough to a floured work surface and carefully remove the blade. Divide the dough in half, then flatten each half into a disk. Use immediately or wrap in plastic and refrigerate for up to 3 days.
    I rolled one half of the dough and fit it into an 11-inch (should be 10-inch) tart pan, then blind baked it prior to adding filling and pears. 15 minutes at 350 F with parchment paper and dried beans - remove both, then 10 - 12 more minutes until light golden in color.
Make the Poached Pears
  1. Fill a 4-quart pan with ice water and add lemon juice. Peel and cut the pears in half vertically, using a melon-ball scoop to core and stem the pears. Add each pear half to the ice water. Skim out the ice and pour away all the water except what’s needed to cover the pears by 1 inch. Add the sugar, vanilla bean and cinnamon stick and stir gently.
  2. Cut a piece of parchment or wax paper the same diameter of the pan and cut about six 1 inch holes in it. Press the paper down on top of the pears so that it is fully submerged. Place the pan over medium heat and bring to a full boil. Cover, remove from the heat and allow the pears to sit in the hot liquid until they completely cooled. If the pears are perfectly ripe, they won’t need any more cooking; if they are less ripe, boil for another two minutes. Once the pears are cool, use slotted spoon to lift and place them in a container. Pour pear brandy over pears, if using; pour enough of the poaching syrup to cover the pears and transfer to the vanilla bean to the container. Cover and refrigerate until needed.
    If you aren't making this crostata and want to poach the pears for dessert, once the pears come to a boil, reduce the heat and simmer for 15 minutes. Remove from the heat and let cool in the syrup. Refrigerate in the syrup or serve immediately with ice cream, creme fraiche, chocolate syrup or whatever you suits your fancy.
Make the Chocolate Walnut Filling
  1. Before assembling this filling, set a rack in the lowest level of the oven and preheat to 350 F.
  2. Combine walnut pieces, sugar, cinnamon, and salt in the bowl of the food processor. Pulse until finely ground. Scrape away any mixture stuck to the bottom and sides of the bowl. Add the butter, egg, and yolk, pulse until smooth. Mix the flour, cocoa and baking powder together and then add the bowl and pulse again until absorbed. Scrape the sides of the bowl and pulse 2 to 3 more times. Scrape the remaining filling into the crust and smooth the top. Evenly scatter the chopped walnuts on top (I omitted this).
Make the Apricot Glaze
  1. Stir together the apricot preserves and water in a small saucepan and bring to a boil, stirring occasionally, over low heat. Strain into a bowl, then rinse the pan and return the strained glaze to the saucepan. Reheat the glaze and reduce it (cook down) slightly.
Assemble and Bake the Tart
  1. Drain the pears on paper towels and arrange them on the filling, wider sides close to the edge of the crust, ends pointing toward the center. (Do a dry run on a plate and trim the sides of the pear halves if necessary.) Bake at 350 F until the edge of the crust is deep golden and the filling is set, about 30 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.
  2. Once cool, Dust the tart well with confectioners sugar, then pour a small spoonful or brush the glaze onto each pear. Unmold and slide the tart to a platter to serve.
notes:
* I used the first pasta frolla recipe from the challenge, linked above.

Super fudgy Vanilla Bean Poached Pear Chocolate Toasted Walnut Tart with a buttery, flaky crust that shatters, then melts in your mouth! #poachedpears #pear #peartart #fudge #walnuts #pastafrolladough #chocolate

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Rise, My Little Souffle..and umm, TWOffle

Souffle. The word itself can be rather intimidating.  Of all things culinary, the mention of a souffle seems to strike fear in some, and it’s obvious why.  If you have one in the oven, time freezes; you don’t walk near it, you don’t talk near it, and for chrissake, don’t even attempt to take a peek at it because it will see you and deflate in protest.

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!

Dave and Linda from Monkeyshines in the Kitchen chose Soufflés as our November 2010 Daring Cooks’ Challenge! Dave and Linda provided two of their own delicious recipes plus a sinfully decadent chocolate soufflé recipe adapted from Gordon Ramsay’s recipe found at the BBC Good Food website.

I’m not bragging when I say this because you know I’m the last one toot my own horn, but, I can rock a souffle.  For some reason, souffles behave like children vying for some kind of privilege from me, and it’s utterly baffling.  They rise like little soldiers of light and airy obedience, and even hold their position, tall and proud, until I say “at ease” once they’re presented with fancy fanfare.

People have told me I should open a souffle business.  Huh? You mean a place with gym mats on the floor, padded walls, and signs that read ‘TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING’ and ‘Shhhhhhhh — QUIET’ ? A shop that lives in fear of its egg white laden ramekins of rapture? Please try to keep your voice down, it/they might hear you!

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!

All that being said, is there a dish any less blog/photograph friendly? What are the chances of getting a photo of a souffle at its peak? I thought of all the Daring Cooks rushing these babies from oven to natural light.  I could already read the blogs

“It deflated before I could snap a photo!”

“I lost about 1/4 of an inch in height from oven to photo!”.

Unless the sun shines in your oven, the chances of getting a photo of a souffle at its peak height, once moved, are about as good as a meteor dropping on your car tomorrow.

Oh, I worked quick, but yes, I lost 1/4 inch or more off my souffles and this was just taking them out of the oven since I don’t have enough natural light to take photos in.

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!Two that somewhat survived the massacre (story coming up below).  Ice cream saved the day. What better way to add more vanilla into vanilla?  Vanilla bean ice cream spooned on top of warm vanilla bean souffle – hot and cold, melting, sweet vanilla center manna.

SO, I wanted to keep my souffles simple, simple as in vanilla and chocolate simple, and how about this..a marble souffle, folding some chocolate souffle in with the vanilla bean souffle so you get the best of both worlds in one ramekin? A TWOFFLE!

I decided to go with an old standby for the vanilla.  Okay, understatement – Todd English’s vanilla bean souffle needs a much more rousing intro than that.  A superb, spectacular and phenomenal (there are not enough adjectives to express how good these are!) standby is more apt.  They always turn out, so much so, that I even had the guts to add an extra egg white to make them rise even higher than they already do.

I’m such a rebel.

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!
I used a more mousse-like souffle for the chocolate souffle, a chocolate mousseline souffle recipe from BonAppetit.com that also always turns out great.  However, I used dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate, even though I prefer milk chocolate, mostly due to the egg white dilution factor.  It needs a more intense chocolate flavor to counteract that egg white dilution.

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!
Since I’m such a souffle goddesssss, of course I went into this challenge with the utmost confidence, and of course, my vanilla bean souffles turned out gorgeous.  It was almost as if they knew it was a special occasion and stood taller than ever.  In fact, I would say they rose even higher than the height of the ramekin!  I was ECSTATIC, like a proud mama.  Now, I had to be careful carrying the baking sheet with these little hot mama’s to my little Lowel Ego Light nook to photograph them.  With each baby step, I breathed a sigh of relief until I finally reached my destination.  My inner psyche was pleading desperately, over and over..

Pleeeease don’t deflate, just give me one photo!

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!                                                   Lowel Ego Light Massacre

I made it.  Yes! I’m ready to snap away, and they’re still standing tall!

Then I watched in horror through the viewfinder as one of the Lowel Ego Lights keeled over and smashed my perfect, tall vanilla soldiers to smithereens.  Surprise attack by the Lowel outfit.  I uttered a barely audible “No” and sat down in shock for a minute.  I could almost hear the sad strains of Taps.

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!BALLOONffles

Alright, I’m not going to bore you all with some souffle eulogy; it was time to put this disaster aside. Do. Over.

Remember how I bragged on and on about my souffle expertise, above? I almost deleted that part because guess what happens when you do toot your own horn?  Yep, you guessed it, my do-overs were just, well..mediocre.  First off, the souffles didn’t brown very well.  It was really no big deal, since they rose nice and high.  However, they shot up and ballooned out.  They weren’t my usual straight and tall soldiers; they resembled Dizzy Gillespie’s trumpet cheeks.  My ramekins runneth over.

Most of them also keeled over a bit, so much so that they resembled slinkys.  But, there was actually one plus to this new souffle girth, they deflated in width before deflating in height, so I was happy to have a little more hang time vertically, as you can see below. Souffle liposuction!

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!                                                       Starts out like this….

Unfortunately, I also had a few chocolate slinkys.  They rose beautifully, but deflated faster than usual.  Again, not a big deal since both the chubby vanilla bean and chocolate carpenter’s dream souffles tasted fantastic; perfectly moist, intense in flavor, and feathery light.

Two of the best souffle recipes - Todd English's vanilla bean souffle, a foolproof chocolate mousse souffle. PLUS, a recipe for a unique marble souffle!…ends up like this.  

No, I’m not finished kvetching because I could not wait to see how my ‘experimental’ marble twouffles would turn out.  I carefully poured alternating layers of leftover chocolate and vanilla bean souffle into two buttered and sugared ramekins.  I gave the tops a gentle swirl and popped them in the oven.

Visions of chocolate and vanilla swirl harmony and tall, marbled perfection danced through my head.  What I was greeted with upon my dainty tiptoe to the oven was ummm..I don’t know.  One looked like a poofy doughnut, and the other had a hump on one side, the top facing me instead of the ceiling.

The Hunchback of Souffle Dame.

Regardless, they tasted great and also had that firm vanilla ice cream with swirls of ‘moussey’ hot fudge texture I so coveted.

Chocolate and Vanilla Bean Marble Souffle Experiment         The Marble Experiment…ummmm

For aesthetic purposes, I will continue to experiment with this TWOffle.  It was obvious that the chocolate needed some flour or a roux, like the vanilla bean souffle, so it could rise with it evenly -or- the density of the chocolate weighed down the vanilla, morphing them into weird, albeit delicious, souffle oddities.  Stay tuned for ‘the marble experiment’ part deux…one day.

UPDATE: By adding melted chocolate and cocoa to half the vanilla bean souffle prior to folding in the egg whites, I achieved Marble Souffle success.  Instructions in recipe.

Chocolate and Vanilla Bean Marble Souffle Experiment  Didn’t quite rise like a tall, proud soldier.  “You call that a souffle, you stupid cow?” kept echoing through my head a la Gordon Ramsay.

For some souffle recipes from the challenge, click HERE.

Vanilla Bean and Chocolate Souffle Recipes

FAILproof Chocolate Souffle Recipe

Ultimate Vanilla Bean Souffles
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Yield: 8 servings
 
Recipe created by Todd English
Watch Todd English make these souffles!
ingredients:
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  • ⅓ cup granulated sugar, plus more for dishes
  • 2 cups whole milk
  • ½ vanilla bean, split lengthwise and scraped (I used a whole vanilla bean)
  • ¾ cup flour, plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • 4 large eggs, separated
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg white
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • ¼ teaspoon cream of tartar
    confectioners' sugar, for dusting
    vanilla ice cream
directions:
  1. Butter and sugar eight 6-ounce souffle dishes, including the rim of each dish.
  2. In a medium saucepan over high heat, combine milk and vanilla bean with scrapings. Bring to a boil, and remove from heat. Cover, and let steep for 1 hour.
  3. Remove bean from milk, and reserve for another use.
  4. In a medium bowl, combine flour, ⅓ cup granulated sugar, and salt. Add ½ cup steeped milk, whisking to combine and form a paste.
  5. Transfer paste to saucepan with milk, and cook over medium heat while whisking constantly until thickened and smooth, about 5 to 8 minutes. If the mixture begins to get lumpy - remove from heat, and whisk until smooth.
  6. Remove saucepan from heat.
  7. Prepare an ice-water bath: Fill a large bowl with cold water and ice. Add egg yolks and vanilla extract to milk mixture, and whisk to combine. Transfer souffle base mixture to a shallow 1-quart container. Cover surface directly with plastic wrap to prevent a skin from forming. Set saucepan in the ice-water bath to cool completely. Refrigerate until ready to use.
  8. Remove souffle base from refrigerator, and bring to room temperature, about 1 hour.
  9. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F with rack in center.
  10. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, whip 5 egg whites on low speed with cream of tartar until foamy. Gradually add remaining ¼ cup sugar while slowly increasing the speed of the mixer until it is on high. Whip until egg whites are stiff and shiny.
  11. Gently fold egg whites into the souffle base in three additions.
  12. Divide between prepared dishes, gently tap on each dish on the work surface, and place on a baking sheet.
  13. Transfer to oven, and bake until dark golden and the sides appear spongelike, 16 to 20 minutes.
  14. Remove from oven, and dust with confectioners sugar. Serve immediately with vanilla bean ice cream.
For Marble Souffles
  1. Butter each ramekin and coat with sugar.
  2. Before folding in the egg whites, split the vanilla bean souffle mixture into two bowls. Vigorously whisk 2 oz of melted and cooled dark chocolate plus 1 heaping teaspoon cocoa powder (preferable dark) into one bowl. Fold half the beaten egg whites into each bowl. In each buttered and sugared ramekin, pour equal amounts of the vanilla bean souffle batter and chocolate batter until you reach ¼ inch from the top. Carefully marble the two batters together using a skewer. Bake at 375 F for 16-20 minutes.

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Bloody Bleeding Doughnut Eyeballs. Stab my Eyeball with a Fork, then Eat It!

Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs for Halloween! Doughnut holes loaded with bloody, red jam, then glazed and decorated to look like an eyeball with bloody veins. Stick a fork in them and watch them bleed as you serve them!

I’m going to start this off with a blunt comment.  I don’t flip over doughnuts . In fact, doughnuts are probably at the bottom of my sweet tooth list when I’m craving something sugary.  However, if given the choice, I prefer cake doughnuts over yeast doughnuts, but will definitely gorge on some yeast doughnuts if there’s absolutely nothing else sweet to eat, and I need a dose of sugar.  OK, there is one yeasty doughnut loophole; Krispy Kreme doughnuts fresh out of the fryer back in the day. This is because they were custardy, eggy, sugary, and creamy, sort of like taking a bite of creme brulee, and you don’t bite creme brulee, so yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ about.

Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs. These Doughnut Hole Eyeballs bleed bloody red jam or jelly when you stick a fork on them! The perfect Halloween treat!

Oh, another exception to my anti-doughnut deal; my maternal granny’s Paczki, which are Polish donuts similar to beignets, and she filled each Paczki with custard and jam!

The October 2010 Daring Bakers challenge was hosted by Lori of Butter Me Up. Lori chose to challenge DBers to make doughnuts. She used several sources for her recipes including Alton Brown, Nancy Silverton, Kate Neumann and Epicurious.

Since, again, I’m not a huge doughnut fan, I decided to half the recipe in this month’s challenge, and make doughnut holes aka munchkins.  Since Halloween is upon us, I also decided to take these doughnut holes in a ghoulish direction.  I’ve seen doughnut eyeballs all over the net for quite some time, so I decided to take a STAB at it. Mwahahaha!

As if I can’t reiterate it enough, I don’t flip over yeast doughnuts, but if I’m going to eat one, unless it’s a hot, melty ‘right out of the fryer’, glazed creme brulee yum, I need me some filling, and a lot of filling at that!

Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs. These Doughnut Eyeballs bleed bloody red jam or jelly when you stick a fork on them!

So, as you can see, I turned my doughnut holes into eyeballs. but not just any eyeballs, bleeding eyeballs. But not just bleeding eyeballs..eyeballs that are bleeding because they’ve been stabbed with a fork, which is a great way to serve them, especially since they’re loaded with bloody jam or jelly filling, and this blood is definitely not viscous.  Viscous blood wouldn’t be any fun now, would it?

The question is, do eyeballs actually bleed? Well, I have yet to cut open or stab an eyeball, and most definitely do not think I ever will (unless someone really pisses me off), so leaving it up to one’s imagination and increasing the gross factor, is not a bad thing come Halloween.  UPDATE:  According to Claire of Cooking is Medicine, an actual MD, eyeballs do in fact bleed, but nowhere near as much as my gory doughnut holes.  Thank you, Claire!

Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs. These Doughnut Eyeballs bleed bloody red jam or jelly when you stick a fork on them!

First dip.  These were dipped one to two more times to get them really white.

Now I need to complain for a second or ten.

Unfortunately, I have no cool frying photos of my misshapen doughnut holes.  As some of you know, I practically live in a forest so I have almost zero natural light.  I have windows, but with all the brush, not much sunlight gets in.  Well, I have NO windows in my kitchen..just a little window on the door.  Whenever I take ‘food in pot’ photos, I have to take the pot off stove and bring it to my sad, little Lowel Ego light nook to photograph it, then back to the stove.  With hot oil, no way, and not only for safety reasons; greasy reasons too.  Letting the dough sit in the oil that’s cooling down is NOT a good thing, and I don’t think I have to explain any further.  I did it once before with my cannoli challenge, and those particular shells were greasier than a bacon festival in unwashed hair!

Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs. These Doughnut Hole Eyeballs bleed bloody red jam or jelly when you stick a fork on them! The perfect Halloween treat!

OK, back to the task at hand.  I chose the yeast doughnut provided to us by our lovely hostess, Lori.  Why the yeast doughnut when I clearly stated that I like the cakey doughnuts better? Because a yeast risen doughnut is sturdier and will take more filling than a cake doughnut (which would bust open if you tried to pipe more than speck of jam into it), and I wanted these babies to bleeeeeed.  I filled each doughnut hole with loads of bloood, welll, errr, really good strawberry or cherry jam with a little red gel paste added to get a nice, bloody red hue.

As for the ‘white’ of these doughnut eyeballs, At first I was going to coat them in white chocolate (which you can do), but then nixed the white chocolate coating for the ever so awesome confectioner’s sugar glaze, double and triple dipped to get it as white as I could.  Seriously, who doesn’t love glaze?

Finally, we DO have some chocolate on these bleeding bloody doughnut holes, white chocolate tinted blue for the iris, white chocolate tinted red for the bloody, oozy veins, and dark chocolate for the pupil. (or dark brown or black m&ms or dark chocolate chips)  I have to say, they taste really good, and that’s a huge statement coming from me, the occasional doughnut hater.

Bloody Bleeding Eyeball Doughnut Holes

What you’ll need to make Bleeding Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs:

A dozen or more (if it’s for a party, about 2 dozen plus) doughnut holes, homemade, recipe HERE.  If you use store bought doughnut holes, buy jelly filled and glazed as a head start, although you’ll be filling them up more and/or glazing them more.

Strawberry or cherry jam or jelly, tinted even more red with a little red gel food color.

Your favorite confectioner’s sugar glaze (basically confectioner’s sugar aka powdered sugar and milk, depending on the recipe).

About 1 lb white chocolate plus red and blue food coloring  or red and light blue candy melts.

About 1/2 lb dark chocolate OR, instead, a bag of black m&m’s or semisweet chocolate chips

Ziplock or disposable pastry bags with a small round tip.

White plastic or regular silver forks, depending on whether not you want to do dishes, or keep your silverware!

Bloody Bleeding Doughnut Eyeballs
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Yield: 24 bloody eyeballs
 
These ghoulish Bleeding Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs are the perfect, creepy and delicious treat for Halloween!
Recipe for homemade donut holes, HERE
ingredients:
  • 12 to 24 doughnut plain doughnut holes (recipe linked, or just buy them) depending on how many guests will be at your ghoulie soire. OR how many kids will be over!
  • Strawberry or cherry jam or jelly, tinted even more red with a little red gel food color.
  • Your favorite confectioner's sugar glaze (basically confectioner's sugar aka powdered sugar and milk, depending on the recipe).
  • About 1 lb white chocolate plus red and blue food coloring or red and light blue candy melts.
  • About ½ lb dark chocolate OR, instead, black or brown m&m's or semisweet chocolate chips. Much easier.
directions:
  1. Place a plain round ¼-inch to ½-inch pastry tip in a snipped ziplock bag or snipped disposable pastry bag. Stir the jam or jelly well, then fill the bag.
  2. Stick the pastry tip into the doughnut hole and move it around to kind of make room, or stick it into the hole with the dab of jelly showing, if using store-bought with jelly, and pipe a large amount of the jam or jelly into doughnut holes to almost bursting, so they really bleed when you stick the forks in them.
  3. Dip each filled doughnut hole in confectioner's glaze and chill for about 20 minutes in the fridge. Take out and dip again, then chill. If they're still not white enough for your liking, give them one more dip, but no more than three! You don't want it too thick.
  4. Place in fridge and get three ziplock or disposable bags ready, with scissors to snip the ends. Melt the white chocolate on the stove or in the microwave, stirring constantly until smooth. Divide melted white chocolate between two bowls. Stir red gel color into one bowl until you've reached a bloody red shade. Stir light blue gel color into the other bowl until you've reached a solid light blue. If using colored candy melts, you can skip these steps, and just melt each as is.
  5. Melt the dark chocolate and fill one of the bags with it..securing the top with a rubber band for neater and easier piping. Set astride as you fill the other two bags with the red and blue melted white chocolate, also securing the bags with a rubber band. OR, alternatively, nix the melted dark chocolate and instead use black m&m's or semisweet chocolate chips (pointy end in, flat side up) to press into the white chocolate light blue eye.
  6. Take the doughnut holes out of the fridge, making sure the white glaze is set. Take the light blue white chocolate bag, snipping off the end, and pipe ½-inch circles onto each doughnut hole. Just point and squeeze to get a nice, round, solid circle. Place them back in fridge and let the blue set for about 20 minutes. OR, IMMEDIATELY press a black m&m or a semisweet chocolate chip, (pointed side down, flat side up), into the blue chocolate, and place in the fridge to let set.
  7. When set, remove from fridge and snip the end off the dark chocolate bag. Pipe ¼-inch dark chocolate circles inside the blue circles. Let set in fridge for another 20 minutes. OR, nix this step and SEE #6 ABOVE.
  8. Remove from fridge and pipe gory, bloody veins around the eyeball with the red white chocolate. Let set in fridge until about an hour before your party or when you're going to serve them. You want the jelly to come to room temperature so it 'bleeds' when you stick the forks in them.
  9. Stick a fork almost all the way in each doughnut hole, then slowly pull it almost all the way out, so the fork is covered in jelly (blood), coaxing some of the jelly out with a toothpick if you don't get enough jelly blood on it. If worse comes to worse, just spoon or paint extra jelly or jam on the fork. Place the bloody doughnut eyeballs standing in a container of some sort so guests can just grab them or just grab them and hand them to the kids. Enjoy!

 

Bloody Doughnut Eyeballs. These Doughnut Hole Eyeballs bleed bloody red jam or jelly when you stick a fork on them! The perfect Halloween treat!

Well, that’s all folks, and who knows, maybe this challenge has converted me as far as doughnuts go, but they definitely have to be homemade and fresh, so I think I’ll try it again in the near future. For some fingerlicious Halloween ideas, click HERE.  For the recipes for yeast and cake doughnuts, click HERE,

Have a safe, happy and ghoulish Halloween! Oh, and try to refrain from stabbing any eyeballs, unless they’re doughnut eyeballs.

Oh, one more thing; if you don’t like donuts, try these awesome oreo eyeballs truffles!

I’m submitting these ghoulicious doughnut holes to Susan’s weekly bread baking showcase, Yeastspotting.


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